Why is it.....

..people go to the gym to work out but wait for a parking spot right by the door.

..you donate $20 and get 2 reams of labels, a note pad with your name on it and some greeting cards.

..that the CPA asks the IT professional "shouldn't two people taking cash keep it separate"

..that people insist on changing lanes to be in front of you on the freeway just to slow down. I think that those are the people that as kids they always wanted to play follow the leader and they always had to be the leader.

..that there is never a traffic officer around when cars are riding your ass while you drive the speed limit in a residential area but the first time you have your seat belt shoulder strap off your shoulder they are right there to write you a ticket.