One time....

When I was still married we were at my family's property near a local lake camping and everyone was working clearing brush, taking down trees and doing general clean of the property. It was decided to burn a bunch of the brush that was piled up so my x decided he could handle helping in that manner. He likes everyone to believe that he is smart man and can usually fool most people....but not this time.

He took the lighter fluid and squirted a bunch of it into the large pile of brush. Being smart he lit a match and carefully bent down near the pile to light it....the fire caught in a big POOF....my cousins son calmly stated..."Hey, Dave your face is on fire"

And it really wasn't...but it did look like a big fire ball had engulfed his head and he did singe off a lot of his hair and was probably lucky he did not loose it all...Even his eye lashes and eyebrows were singed....That was the last time he came with me to visit my family...